Did it work?
If you’re interested in the outcome of my Survivor plea to help Rupert get the dinero but didn’t get to see “America’s Tribal Council,” the outcome is below, hidden behind a cut tag for the benefit of anyone who plans to watch it later (courtesy videotape, Tivo, or whatever).
Drumroll please….

He won!
Reports:
San Francisco Chronicle
Rupert Boneham wins $1 million consolation prize from ‘Survivor’
…and a bunch of Google News links.
To everybody that doesn’t watch Survivor or give a dingo’s kidney about the whole million-dollar process, thank you for taking the time to vote.
What is nice about Rupert winning is he would never get the money in any other fashion. “Playboy” would pay for Amber or Alicia, “Playgirl” would pay for Colby or even (gag) Rob, but “Nekkid Pirates of the Carribean” hasn’t come calling for my man yet.