To make up for the lateness of last week’s meme (appearing this week and all), here’s a day-early meme:
It’s an aspect of me, represented as a playable Magic card. I call it Able Procrastinator.
[Edit: I linked the small, illegible version to a much larger version of the card.]
Here’s the Oracle-style writeup I did for it, since the text is kind of small:
Creature — Human Pest
~This~ comes into play with six +1/+1 counters on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~this~: Counter target spell. If it’s countered this way, remove it from the game instead of putting it into its owner’s graveyard.
When ~this~ is put into a graveyard from play, return all cards removed from the game by ~this~ to their owners’ hands.
He’ll get around to it… eventually.
The picture, if you’re interested, is from last Friday’s work retreat. The credited artist of “P.F. Anderchuck”? I dunno. Sounded funny.
More later! 😉