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You can’t keep a good meme down: Questions courtesy the New Friday Five.

1. What is the creepiest everyday object you know?
I can’t think of any everyday objects that truly creep me out. The corkscrew has a lot of malevolent potential, though, so I’ll pick that, followed closely by the hungry jaws of a staple remover.

2. What’s the most useful everyday item?
Paper towels.

3. What’s the most useless everday item?
Besides the millions of promotional AOL CDs? Wicker paper-plate holders.

4. If the power was out for 24 hours, what would you do?
Ditch work, read, play games, punch the munchkin, take a stroll in the sunshine, light candles, take a stroll in the dimmed world after dark, sleep.

5. If you had to have one item you use everyday surgically attached to you, what would it be, and why?
A letter opener. With it, I could be like a one-clawed version of Wolverine. SNIKT, baby.