Archive for November, 2004

Circle of Protection: Spam

Monday, November 29th, 2004

As part of the ongoing battle against the spammerfucks who keep trying to let all the Soul Cookie’s readers know about all-natural Viagra and online poker and whatever else strikes their small-dicked fancy, I’ve added a visual checksum, GudLyf’s AuthImage, to the comment process.

For those of you who’ve joined a Yahoo! Group in the last six months, this will be a very familiar practice. See the code, enter the code, leave a comment, be happy.

Feel free to use this thread to test it out. Let me know if something looks wonky.

And to whomever continues to…

Wednesday, November 24th, 2004

…plague me with comment spam…

Knock it off.

I’m blocking it at the server level, so it’s not going to work.

You’re wasting your time and mine.

Go spamologically increase your Google PageRank somewhere else.

(Jerk.)

Gmail invites available

Wednesday, November 24th, 2004

Let me know if you want a Google Gmail account; I can invite up to six people.

Edit: I was intending this offer to be for regular readers of this blog, but if none of them take me up on it in the next week or so, I’ll pass out what I have to other folks who’ve stopped by and commented.

So don’t get your panties in a bunch if I don’t respond to your query for a little bit; I’m not going to have a lot of ‘net access over this weekend (it’s the Thanksgiving holiday in the U.S.).

What Famous Pinup Are You?

Monday, November 22nd, 2004

Bettie Page
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You’re a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it

What Famous Pinup Are You? Take This Quiz
Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

I swear that I didn’t adjust my answers to get a Bettie result; I didn’t even know Bettie was a result!

Comic book jamboree

Tuesday, November 9th, 2004

Interested in 90ish #0 and #1 comic books in excellent condition? I’m selling some on eBay.

These are good ones, too. First printings of Powers #1 and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen #1; a nearly 20-year-old copy of X-Factor #1, in quite good shape considering its age; I’m even parting with my copy (well, one of them) of JMS’ Supreme Power #1.

So if you — or anyone you know — is interested, take a look. I just created the auction last night, and there aren’t any bids yet; it could be yours for 1 cent plus shipping right now! ;-)

Unconscious Mutterings

Sunday, November 7th, 2004

Unconscious MutteringsThat’s right, true believers: UM’s back.

  1. Small Talk:: chit-chat
  2. Evidence:: sample
  3. Drifting:: away
  4. Hostage:: situation
  5. Beauty:: is in the eye of the beholder
  6. Automatic:: weapons
  7. Asking for it:: “You know you want it…”
  8. Visene:: gets the red out
  9. No strings attached:: but act now!
  10. Frizz:: control for your hair

“Compare and contrast,” Wookiee-style

Saturday, November 6th, 2004

A guy named Chris Gould has posted a three-part article that compares the different versions of movies in the original Star Wars trilogy: the theatrical releases, the 1997 Special Editions, and 2004 DVDs.

Star Wars: The Changes
Part One (A New Hope)
Part Two (The Empire Strikes Back)
Part Three (Return of the Jedi)

‘Cause that’s where the money *isn’t*

Friday, November 5th, 2004

Police: Man Tried to Rob Bank Being Built

KENNESAW, Ga. (AP) - There is little money to be gained from attempting to rob a bank that is still under construction, police say a Marietta man learned on Wednesday.

Michael Donald Marshall, 39, entered the Bank of America and demanded $500 from the tellers while threatening that he had a gun, according to the Kennesaw Police Department.

The employees then told him the bank wasn’t open for business and there was no money. Kennesaw Police arrived as Marshall exited the building empty-handed, officers said.

The suspect is charged with armed robbery. During their investigation, police also learned that Marshall had an outstanding warrant for shoplifting in Cobb, Kennesaw Police spokesman officer Scott Luther said.

Moron.

Godly America vs. Worldly America

Friday, November 5th, 2004

Somebody cross-posted the following article this morning to one of the sites I visit regularly. Rather than totally trample copyright, I’m posting the first few paragraphs and encouraging y’all to go read the rest.

Onward Christian soldiers

The hopefuls in the Democrat camp really believed victory in the US election was within their grasp. How did they get it so wrong? They failed to appreciate, says Simon Schama, that their country is now in fact two nations that loathe and fear each other - Godly and Worldly America

Simon Schama
Friday November 5, 2004
The Guardian

In the wee small hours of November 3 2004, a new country appeared on the map of the modern world: the DSA, the Divided States of America. Oh yes, I know, the obligatory pieties about “healing” have begun; not least from the lips of the noble Loser. This is music to the ears of the Victor of course, who wants nothing better than for us all to Come Together, a position otherwise known as unconditional surrender. Please, fellow curmudgeons and last ditchers, can someone on the losing side just for once not roll over and fall into a warm bath of patriotic platitudes at such moments, but toot the flute of battle instead; yell and holler and snarl just a wee bit? I don’t want to heal the wound, I want to scratch the damned thing until it hurts and bleeds - and then maybe we’ll have what it takes to get up from the mat. Do we think the far-right Republican candidate Barry Goldwater, in the ashy dawn of his annihilation in 1964, wanted to share? Don’t think so. He wanted to win; sometime. And now, by God, he has.

“We are one nation,” the newborn star of Democrats, Senator-elect Barack Obama, exclaimed, even as every salient fact of political life belied him. Well might he invoke Lincoln, for not since the Civil war has the fault line between its two halves been so glaringly clear, nor the chasm between its two cultures so starkly unbridgeable. Even territorially (with the exception of Florida, its peninsular finger pointing expectantly at tottering Cuba), the two Americas are topographically coherent and almost contiguous. One of those Americas is a perimeter, lying on the oceans or athwart the fuzzy boundary with the Canadian lakes, and is necessarily porous and outward-looking. The other America, whether montagnard or prairie, is solidly continental and landlocked, its tap roots of obstinate self-belief buried deep beneath the bluegrass and the high corn. It is time we called those two Americas something other than Republican and Democrat, for their mutual alienation and unforgiving contempt is closer to Sunni and Shia, or (in Indian terms) Muslim and Hindu. How about, then, Godly America and Worldly America?

Read the entire article here.