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I better not take my t-shirt of a bare-breasted Bettie Page the next time I visit my folks in Clovis:

Man Charged for Racey Bumper Stickers
CLOVIS, N.M. - A man has been charged with distribution of sexually oriented materials to minors because of the stickers displayed on his car. The stickers portray cartoon images of bare-breasted female devils in sexually compromising positions. [full story]

Good to know that the fine, upstanding folks in Clovis law enforcement have completely eradicated the drug and booze and gun culture that  is  was so widespread out there (’cause a lot of the folks  are  were too bored to do anything else) and are now able to go after those eviiiil cartoon devil-girl titties.

What. Ever.