“Hey, I sorta beat Jango Fett.”
STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPTTM
By Rod Hilton
GENERAL GREVIOUS (coughing):
Are you serious? You’ve lost literally every single duel you’ve been a part of except for the one with Darth Maul. Hayden constantly mentions how many times he has saved you. What have you done in the entire prequel trilogy so far to prove that you’re actually a decent fighter?EWAN MCGREGOR:
Hey, I sorta beat Jango Fett. So, what’s with the coughing, do droids get colds or something?
It’s like a set of snarky CliffsNotes-meets-MST3K for Revenge of the Sith.
By the way, it’s worth peeking at the Sith-related comic devul posted in the comments. Fits in nicely with the “abridged script,” tone-wise. 
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