morbid prognostication courtesy Google
How was Kevin killed? Well…
- Kevin was killed by enemy fire in the Al Anbar Province of Iraq.
- Kevin was killed by drug-dealers because his brother had failed to pay a debt.
- Kevin was killed by the Chicago police—shot in the back of the leg and head.
- Kevin was killed by an alien that got loose in the facility.
Looked like fun:
Cindy was killed by a drunk driver.
Cindy was killed by her husband.
Cindy, was killed by a motorist fleeing Officer Dumont.
Cindy was killed by a Mars liberation group.
Cindy was killed by a car right in front of my mother.
Cindy was killed by Fru Baver and Tagejiti.
Cindy was killed by Hades.
but now I think I’m depressed and will stay away from cars…