Have a slogan!
What happens when you mix classic advertising slogans with… shall we say… unorthodox new subjects? This:
An example of what you might find:
Beastiality
It takes a tough man to make tender chicken.
I’m not sure if that’s more “eww” or “lol.” Rather loleww. Maybe ewwlol.
What noteworthy (or creepy) combinations tickle your fancy? Post ‘em in the comments.
Crap.
Bet you can’t have just one.
Dingle Berries.
Image is everything.
Poop.
Where’s the cream filling?
Hmmmmm, I note a pattern….
Some are interesting, a few hilarious. I do take exception to VAGINA being on the “Terrible things” list. I think the vagina is one of the best ever inventions. I don’t recall ever meeting a vagina that wasn’t terrific.
I was callously amused by the diseases…
MALARIA
What can brown do for you?
CANCER
It keeps going, and going, and going…
For surreal juxtaposition, I like
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
Captain says make it happen.
Note the subversive yet subtle pro-vegetarian propaganda:
CONSTIPATION
Where’s the beef?
And yeah, what’s so terrible?
DILDOES
Reveal the goddess within you.