Have a slogan!

What happens when you mix classic advertising slogans with… shall we say… unorthodox new subjects? This:

An example of what you might find:

Beastiality
It takes a tough man to make tender chicken.

I’m not sure if that’s more “eww” or “lol.” Rather loleww. Maybe ewwlol.

What noteworthy (or creepy) combinations tickle your fancy? Post ‘em in the comments.

Microsoftian analysis of Googletastic corporate culture

The one and only post of significance (i.e., ignoring the WordPress default “Hello world!” post) on a new blog called Just Say “No” To Google claims to be a mass-distributed email from the Microsoft email network comparing and contrasting their company to Google.

Life at Google – The Microsoftie Perspective

The following has been making the rounds on just about every internal email list I belong to in Microsoft. Here it is to share a little insight with the rest of the world. Microsoft is an amazingly transparent company. Google is not. Any peek is a good peek.

Many of you were asking for the feedback I received from my interview with the former Google employee I hired into ABC Development as a Sr.SDE. [...] Here is his take on Google’s environment as well as areas Microsoft should consider improving in order to be more competitive.

For instance?

3. What are the office arrangements like? Do you have an office or cube space?

Google believes that developers are, with few exceptions, interchangeable parts. This philosophy shows through in their office arrangements which in Mountain View are all over the map.

[...]

Google doesn’t seem to think that private offices are valuable for technical staff. They’re wrong.

After reading through the post, I’m amazed at how many of the comments wish all sorts of harm on the poster for daring to share such information with the outside world.

No Name Says:
June 26th, 2007 at 10:30 pm

What is wrong with you? Why would you publish this? This is internal only.

Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us.

[...]

Pissed off Says:
June 27th, 2007 at 2:30 am

Idiot, idiot, you should quit. You should be ashamed. Hopefully HR will figure out who the hell you are and can your ***.

A good move for the guy’s long-term career? Probably not.

…but it is a fascinating look under the hood at Google and into the zeitgeist of Microsoft.

[via Ethan Kaplan/blackrimglasses]

Well, shit.

Noelle posted a link to this story over at The Consumerist:

New Cancer Worries For Diet Soda Drinkers

A new study on the effects of low daily doses of the artificial sweetener aspartame shows a statistically significant increase in leukemia, lymphoma and breast cancer in rats.

You know who I blame?

Khaaaaan!
“KHAAAAAAAAN!”

Survey for webmonkeys

Designers, developers, project managers. Writers and editors. Information architects and usability specialists. People who make websites have been at it for more than a dozen years, yet almost nothing is known, statistically, about our profession. Who are we? Where do we live? What are our titles, our skills, our educational backgrounds? Where and with whom do we work? What do we earn? What do we value?

It’s time we learned the answers to these and other questions about web design.

Paizo to cease publication of “Dragon” and “Dungeon” magazines

Wizards of the Coast has pulled the plug on Paizo Publishing‘s license to produce the Dungeon and Dragon magazines.

Today, Wizards of the Coast and Paizo Publishing announced the conclusion of Paizo’s license to publish Dragon and Dungeon magazines. The magazines will cease publication following the release of the September issues, which ship to subscribers and newsstands in August. The final issues will be Dragon #359 and Dungeon #150.

Wizards of the Coast will be moving the kind of content currently found in Dragon and Dungeon to an online model.

What’s Paizo doing instead? Well, they’re switching their machine over to producing a new magazine monthly book called Pathfinder, a “96-page, perfect-bound, OGL-compatible full-color softcover Adventure Path book.”

Personally, I think this stinks. As much as I like Paizo as a company, I’ve never gotten into their Adventure Path adventures, and now, it seems, that’s pretty much all they’re left with.

I’m not sure what WotC was/is thinking, but it apparently isn’t an issue about profitability, as publisher Erik Mona explained on Paizo’s message boards:

» Ikor wrote: Were the magazines losing money?

Absolutely not. As far as I know, the sales of the magazines were not a factor in this decision. We’re actually very pleased with the sales of the magazines, and in particular with our growing subscriber lists.

Here’s hoping that enough readers decide to give Pathfinder and our GameMastery Modules a try. We’re extremely excited about the new opportunities we’ll have with the new arrangement.

–Erik

Betcha dollars to donuts that Steve Jackson Games’ Pyramid sees its subscriber numbers swell nicely in the weeks to come.

The full text of the announcement is after the cut.

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