What happens when you mix classic advertising slogans with… shall we say… unorthodox new subjects? This:
An example of what you might find:
Beastiality
It takes a tough man to make tender chicken.
I’m not sure if that’s more “eww” or “lol.” Rather loleww. Maybe ewwlol.
What noteworthy (or creepy) combinations tickle your fancy? Post ‘em in the comments.
Noelle posted a link to this story over at The Consumerist:
New Cancer Worries For Diet Soda Drinkers
A new study on the effects of low daily doses of the artificial sweetener aspartame shows a statistically significant increase in leukemia, lymphoma and breast cancer in rats.
You know who I blame?
“KHAAAAAAAAN!”
Three words: Kitty washing machine.
That poor cat… 
National Lampoon takes on the recent happenings with Michael Richards and reveals that it was actually just a lost episode of Seinfeld.
(NSFW: language)
Via Mark Evanier comes this OMFG video clip:
It’s amazing that “new” footage of the World Trade Center disaster should emerge five years later but some has. A couple who lived 500 yards from Ground Zero shot home video that day and has now released their footage on the Internet. It runs about fifteen minutes and is very chilling because…well, because you hear a family watching the tragedy, wondering what’s happening and commenting as they see it unfold before their eyes, practically in their back yard.
Here’s the clip: September 11, 2001: What We Saw
…can somebody please explain to me why this guy is playing a ham leg like a goddamn fiddle?
[via]
‘Bug’ found outside Kidman’s home
Police in Australia are investigating after a bugging device was found outside the home of Nicole Kidman.
CCTV footage showed a man apparently planting the bug in the street near Kidman’s Sydney home on Sunday.
Nobody better mess with MFWNK!