Senator sues God. No, really.

Chambers vs. God - Let

Umm….

Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers filed suit against God Friday, asking a court to order the Almighty and his followers to stop making terrorist threats.

Chambers v. God Nebraska: Big with the Wacky.

The suit accuses God of having his chroniclers “disseminate in written form, said admissions, throughout the Earth in order to inspire fear, dread, anxiety, terror and uncertainty, in order to coerce obedience to Defendant’s will.”

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The lawsuit indicates that Chambers attempted to make God appear in order to serve him by saying “Come out, come out, wherever you are,” but the Almighty declined, like many defendants, to make it easy for a plaintiff to serve him with court papers.

WTF?

Chambers filed the suit to make a point that the state constitution allows lawsuits to be filed for any reason, according to WOWT.

O RLY?

The full story’s over at Wired.

Have a slogan!

What happens when you mix classic advertising slogans with… shall we say… unorthodox new subjects? This:

An example of what you might find:

Beastiality
It takes a tough man to make tender chicken.

I’m not sure if that’s more “eww” or “lol.” Rather loleww. Maybe ewwlol.

What noteworthy (or creepy) combinations tickle your fancy? Post ‘em in the comments.